Steve The Married Guy

Steve was one of those men that became better looking with age.  He never received much attention from women until he was about forty.  His gray hair and soft wrinkles made him look sexy and alluring.

New found attention.  He would sit in a bar and random women would speak to him.  Flirting and batting their eye lashes.  Steve was now something he never was before - Desired.

There is someone out in our universe for everyone.  People develop their own sense of what they consider beautiful.  Everyone can and will be loved.  How many times have you noticed a couple that seemed mismatched?  The man is stunning and the woman looks like she was run over by a truck?

Steve loved his new attention.  God had blessed him but in the same turn he played a terrible joke on his wife.  They had been married for twenty years, raised three children, all of which are now in college.  The couples sex life dried up years ago when she hit menopause and Steves sex drive fell off the face of the earth.

New attention:  Steve felt young again.  He woke every morning with a smile on his face and lucky for him, the medical community granted to him another gift.  Viagra. Yep, even Steves other body parts are now feeling youthful.

He bought a little sports car, works out at the gym and attends more social parties he ever had before in his life.  Steve was wearing a sign over his head that said "My life has begun again."

His wife on the other hand felt neglected and not desired.  Steve suggested she lose weight and perhaps have some elective surgeries.  The wife now had four children instead of three.  She took his advise and sought out a very talented doctor.  Sweating to work out tapes, she had a personal trainer and before long appeared 15 years younger.  Steve noticed his wifes transformation.  He was thrilled!

He had it all planned out.  Steve organized a surprise renewal of vows.  He purchased a anniversary band and booked a trip to Hawaii.  He came home from the office early, walked in the house as proud as a peacock and found his wife in bed with the doctor.

As she grabbed a sheet and held it tight to her new boobies she said to him; "Steve, for three years you were an ass to me.  You ran around behind my back all while insulting me.  So, I took your advise and became the person you wanted me to be.  The problem is, I no longer want you."  She reached into the night stand drawer and pulled out the divorce papers and handed them to him.

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