To cause or to become physiologically or psychologically dependent on a habit-forming substance or material.  Compliments of dictionary.com.

After couples have been married for a while.  Men just don't seem to travel south much anymore.  Why is that?  Did I miss the clause in the marriage license that states men know longer need to take this trip to a tropical hot paradise?.

If women knew that such a paragraph was hidden, they would not sign the contract to loneliness.  Men expect tasting of the treats to continue.  Finally when the score is 182 to nothing in his favor, the wife says "screw it" and basically that is all she will do.

The husbands start complaining but they are never smart enough to figure out its their fault.  This is the twentieth century and women want to be treated equal.  The number seven is not lucky, its the number eight.

When a woman has finally had it, she turns to her Bob.  Yes, most woman have had an affair with him.  Ladies have become great at hiding him.  He may be in the closest, under the bed, betweens her sheets; sometimes you may even find Bob in her suitcase.

Bob is every womans best friend.  He is her "Battery Operated Boyfriend...BOB".

We wouldn't have to cheat with BOB if our husbands were smarter.  The problem is, once a girl has been with Bob and she has already had children.  Her career is better than her husbands.  Why do we need to have husbands anymore?  Bob can't bitch, he does what he is told to do, you will never find Bob farting or belching, Bob loves to be turned on and we don't have to work so hard to get him up not to mention he looks forward to the trip south. 

The creator of BOB knew woman only wanted just one part of a man.  Blowup, life size full body versions are not required.  I just can't imagine a plastic or vinyl balloon of a person under me or over me.  Men really are screwed up in the head.

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